Melktert

My recipe for Melktert comes from the South African chapter of Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery and it is a baked custard tart. It is called Melktert because the day before the recipe for the OG Milk Tart went to print, someone broke into the printing press and stole all bar one of the vowels.

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Some people would tell you that it is a dish that originated in Holland and it kept the Dutch spelling when it came to South Africa.  However, we at RFFMT  prefer not to allow truth to get in the way of a good story.  Besides the visual image of a never say die printer triumphantly adding e’s to where the i and a had been, humming a prototypical version of The Shamen’s 1992 hit Ebeneezer Goode as he did so was too good not to share.

I pondered whether in homage to the melktert, I should also write this post using the letter e as my only vowel.

That idea lasted all of about 5 seconds – I got as far as “Here.  Melktert.  Sweet” and gave up.

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The Melktert was delicious!  Just the right amount of sweetness and the almonds on top gave a nice crunch.  There was a lot of the filling mix leftover so I think next time I make it I will try a deeper dish which would also mean there would be more of the slightly cinnamon-y custard which could only be s a good thing!  The recipe does state a deep pie dish!

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Melktert :The Recipe

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That’s all folks, nothing much else to say except:

Melktert – Excellent? Yes!

Enjoy your weekend!

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Pieathalon 8 – Ozark Pie

Friends and pie lovers, it’s that wonderful time of year when food bloggers from all over the world celebrate the beauty of old-time pie by swapping recipes! And this year my pie came from S.S over at A Book of Cookrye, Ozark Pie! The timing was exceptional because I has been looking for a new show to watch and Ozark Pie was just the push I needed to start binging the Netlix show Ozark.

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It’s always nerve wracking to see what pie you get.  There’s always a fear that it might be something utterly horrible.

But as with the last recipe I got from SS, this one was an absolutel belter.  So without any further preamble

Now, you may be wondering what is an Ozark Pie? Well for a start it’s not really a pie.  It’s a very thick batter mixed with apples and nuts.  I used walnuts but the recipe doesn’t specify so you can use what you like, or what you have.

I was going to start bitching here about weird measurements by the cup are for things like apples and walnuts but…

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Now let’s get back to that batter.  It was STIFF.  I could barely stir it, And trying to mix the apples and walnuts into it was hard work!!  But I eventually managed to get it somewhat mixed and into the pie dish.  The result was not pretty!

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Up close it was even worse. It looked liked a plate of sick…

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Hmm…yes, but how?    I put it in the oven and hoped that the magic alchemy is cooking would turn this toad into a prince.

But…about twenty minutes into the cook, something did start to happen. First there was a glorious smell of baked apples and sugar and….pie!!!!

And a few minutes later look what came out of the oven!

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The batter was just the right level of sweet, the apples were juicy, the walnuts were toasty!!!!

We loved this pie! It was really delicious and very simple to make.

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Shame not everyone felt the same way!

Ozark Pie – The Recipe

Well, for those of you who do not prefer French Toasts Sticks, here’s the recipe:

Recipe - Ozark Pie

Thanks to SS for the fab recipe and Yinzerella for organising!  Why not head over to see what they, and all the other Pieathletes cooked up! Also make sure to swing by Vintage Recipe Cards to see how my pick of Rum and Butterscotch Pie turned out!

The Pieathletes

(at the time of posting this list is incomplete and some of the links don’t work.  I’ll refresh and add over the next day or so because it is now nearly the end of my day but many of the athletes will only be waking up about now)

 

 

Have a great week friends, and remember…eat pie!

 

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The Mystery of American Sardine Toasts

A recipe from The Daily News Cookbook called American Sardine Toasts caught my eye recently.  Without wanting to labour the point too much, we Melbourrnians recently spent our 200th (non-consecutive) day in lockdown which means I have now been working from home for around 18 months.  I have also recently been working all the hours so my need for quick and easy meals, be they work from home lunches or speedy suppers when I am too tired to cook has become paramount.

And this could well be the recipe that gets me through! Oh, and Uber Eats, but you’re not here to hear me talk about my local Thai!

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In case you are wondering what an American Sardine Toast is?  It’s kind of a  tuna melt but with sardines.

As soon as I read the recipe, I constructed a narrative in my head which went a little like this.  Someone in what was then Ceylon had travelled to America and had a tuna melt.  They had then brought the concept back home – except maybe 1960’s Ceylon did not have access to canned tuna so they used what they had – sardines!  And no doubt the local newspaper, The Daily News, was keen to publish a recipe from the country that epitomised all things new and bright and shiny and voila the recipe for American Sardine Toasts  or as they call it, Sardine Toasts, American came into being

Except….DJ….cue the  X Files Spooky Music.

The Mystery

According to writer Warren Bobrow, the tuna melt was invented in 1965 in Charleston, South Carolina.  But the recipe for American Sardine Toasts appears in my mum’s 1964 edition of the Daily News Cookery Book!  There’s definitely something fishy about that!

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So if not based on the tuna melt, what is this recipe based on?   What makes it an American Sardine Toast instead of just a regular sardine toast?

I even wondered if I was reading the name incorrectly. Instead of the Sardine Toasts being American was it that the sardines came from America? So not American  (Sardine Toasts) but (American Sardine) Toasts?  The actual name Sardine Toasts, American would indicate the former but who knows with this book!  Sadly the American provenance of these toasts has been lost to history.

Luckily for us, the actual recipe has not and these hit the spot of being quick, easy and delicious and so will go on heavy

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The Recipes

Yes, recipes!  I took the OG recipe and modernised it to make it easier for WFH lunches.  It also works well as a light supper too.

Here’s the original:

American Sardine Toasts Recipe 1964

And here’s my version:

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American Sardine Toasts

A quick and easy alternative to a tuna melt!

Ingredients

Scale

2 slices of toast

Butter

1 can of sardines in tomato sauce

1/4 red onion, finely chopped

80g grated cheddar cheese

I tbsp finely chopped parsley

Salt and pepper

Instructions

Lightly butter the pieces of toast

Place 2 sardines on each piece of toast, making sure you get some of the tomato sauce from the can as well.

Sprinkle some chopped onion on top of the sardines.

Sprinkle the cheese over the top.

Place under a grill (180C) for 5 minutes or until the cheese has melted.

Season with salt and pepper.

Sprinkle the chopped parsley over the top.

Cut each piece of toast in two.

Eat immediately!

 

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Have a great week!

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Devilled Egg Pie

I had a little moment recently of coincidence or prescience depending on what you believe.  I was thinking “Better start looking for recipes for Pieathalon – that will be coming up soon”.  I found a copy of Mollie Katzen’s recipe for Devilled Egg Pie from The Enchanted Broccoli Forest.  Could there be a more perfect Pieathalon pie?  Devilled eggs are such a stalwart of retro cooking and I’m pretty sure that no one has yet cooked from this classic of vegetarian cooking!   Then I realised that the recipe calls for a mashed potato pie crust.  Which I had not copied.  Without a recipe for the crust, I could not send it to someone else to cook.  But I could cook it myself and invent my own mashed potato crust!

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And it’s only proper after all.  Do you think any of those athletes you just watched in the Olympics came in cold?  No way!  They practiced!  So, consider this one of my warm-up heats to get myself rmatch ready for Pieathalon!

The Mashed Potato Crust

Let’s start with that mashed potato pie crust  I needed to invent.  I had some leftover mashed potato.  Which I pressed into the bottom and sides of some little pie dishes. Oh yes, I decided to make individual devilled egg pies.

I then brushed these with a little bit of melted butter and popped them into the oven at 180C until the edges started to go brown and crispy, around 15 minutes.

Crust done!

Next up was the sauce that drew me to this recipe in the first place.  It is a white sauce with horseradish, mustard and dill.  I know there is no Scandinavian blood in my veins but these flavours absolutely sing to me.  I used the very last of the horseradish I had harvested from our garden.  The mustard and dill came from the supermarket and greengrocer respectively. I spooned the sauce into the bottom of the pie dishes:

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I added some halved hard-boiled eggs.

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And I spooned some more of the sauce over the top and popped the pies into the oven until the sauce was golden brown on top!

Devilled Egg Pie – The Recipe

Mollie Katzen gives two versions of this dish.  I made the hard-boiled egg version but I am also keen to try the fresh egg version.  I also think she missed a bit of a trick here – why not make a devilled egg, devilled egg pie?  I am going to make MY version very soon – stay tuned!

Devilled Egg Pie Recipe

 

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Devilled Egg Pie – The Verdict

These weren’t devilled eggs as we know them but the flavours were certainly devilled egg adjacent.  The mix of the mashed potatoes, the sauce and the eggs was delicious and just about the most comforting thing I have eaten all year!   The hardest thing about making them was actually having leftover mashed potatoes!  I’ll certainly be making these again!

Oh, and the exact same night I made these, I got an email from Yinzerella about Pieathalon 2021.  It’s coming…

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Dry Martini – Peril at End House

Greetings crime readers and food, well drink lovers!  Today we are celebrating the delights of the Agatha Christie novel Peril at End House with a fabulous dry martini.  And there are many delights to this book.  First, it is a Poirot, second, the adaptation is filmed in the most gorgeous location and third, we get to drink a martini!

 

Also, for those of you who may think that Christie novels are all knitting and cups of tea at the Vicarage, this book has a Scarface-esque amount of cocaine in it.  Those bright young things of the 1930’s were not shy when it came to a bit of blow!

 

Peril at End House – The Plot

Poirot and Hastings are taking a little vacay to the Cornish town of St Loo.  While sitting on the terrace of the Majestic Hotel, they make the acquaintance of Nick Buckley, a young female who is the owner of End House, a ramshackle mansion next door to the hotel.

Nick tells them that she has escaped death a number of times recently – a heavy painting fell of the wall cliff and onto her bed.  Luckily she had been making tea at the time and missed having her head bashed in by it.  The brakes on her car failed and she is nearly crushed by a boulder on the cliff path.  Indeed, even as she is talking to Poirot and Hastings she is bothered by what she thinks is a bee flying too close to her face.  Poirot later discovers that this was in fact a bullet, not a bee.

Someone is apparently trying to kill Nick Buckley!

 

Poirot convinces Nick to send for her cousin Magdalena to help keep her safe.  Magdalena is then killed whilst wearing Nick’s shawl, presumably in a case of mistaken identity.

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On top of a dead cousin, rafts of cocaine and multiple life attempts we have

  • The wonderfully named Commander Challenger
  • Some shonky Australian housekeepers
  • Chocolates poisoned with cocaine
  • Some wonderful repartee between Hastings and Miss Lemon in the adaptation
  • Missing pilots
  • Love letters and secret marriages
  • Lost wills
  • Fake deaths and mad ex-husbands

Peril At End House – The Covers

There are quite a few foreign covers in this lot – some French, an Italian and even an Arabic (?) one.  Also two FABULOUS pulp fiction covers from the 1950’s or 60’s!

 

The Recipe – Dry Martini

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 ‘What about a cocktail?’ I suggested. ‘It’s just about the time.’

‘Well—’ She hesitated. ‘Thanks very much.’

‘Martini?’

‘Yes, please—dry Martini.’

I went off. On my return, after having ordered the drinks, I found Poirot and the girl engaged in animated conversation.

‘Imagine, Hastings,’ he said, ‘that house there—the one on the point—that we have admired so much, it belongs to Mademoiselle here.’

‘Indeed?’ I said, though I was unable to recall having expressed any admiration. In fact I had hardly noticed the house. ‘It looks rather eerie and imposing standing there by itself far from anything.’

‘It’s called End House,’ said the girl. ‘I love it—but it’s a tumble-down old place. Going to rack and ruin.’

Agatha Christie, Peril at End House

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Dry Martini

A classic dry martini

Ingredients

Scale
  • 2 1/2 ounces Gin,  I used Four Pillars Cousin Vera Gin
  • 1/2 ounce dry vermouth.  I used Noilly Prat
  • Green olive or a lemon twist to garnish
  • Ice cubes
  • Ice

Instructions

Combine the gin and vermouth in a mixing glass full of ice cubes

Stir them to combine.

Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Garnish with an olive (or two) on a cocktail stick.

Notes

If you are not a fan of olives you can also garnish with a lemon twist

 

 

Other Food Mentioned in Peril at End House

Cup of Chocolate

Bacon and eggs (as per every other Poirot)

Marmalade, coffee and rolls.

Good champagne (of couse darling!)

Tisane

Chocolates

Brioches

Chocolate eclairs

I LOVED this book!  It was probably my favourite so far and the adaptation is also mwah chef’s kiss perfect!

If you are reading along, next up is Lord Edgware Dies.

Have a great week and happy reading!

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