Category: World Cooking

Lord Mayor’s Mango Chutney

Over the next week or so election fever will hit many of us like a less lethal but possibly more pervasive version of the ‘rona.  After all, the fate of many will ride on the outcome of this highly important and contentious race.  I am, of course talking about our local Moonee Valley council elections!  And yes, of course, there is another far more important election happening shortly.  But today, we are keeping it local and going exotic with a recipe for the Lord Mayor’s Mango Chutney!

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The recipe comes from the June 1991 issue of Vogue Entertaining Australia.  It  features in an article called “Banquet by The Billabong”  which is all about posh dining outside

 

What that glamourous description doesn’t tell you is that the calls of the river life probably include crocodiles that will kill you quicker than you can blink and mosquitos carrying dengue fever, Ross River virus and Murray Valley Encephalitis .  Then there’s the venomous snakes and the poisonous spiders and the drop bears.  And the occasional serial killer to boot.  That rustle of linen could well be the noose around your neck and the chink of silver the knife about to slit your throat!.

Come on, it’s Hallowe’en!  if we’re not going to get dark at this time of year when are we????

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Something a lot less Wolf Creeky is this recipe for Mango Chutney which comes from  Alex Fong Lim who was Lord Mayor of Darwin from 1984-1990. This is a fabulous recipe too.  I don’t like a lot of commercial mango chutneys because I find them too sweet.  This however, has the perfect blend of sweet and spice and heat.  And it is so pretty as well!  The chunks of mango become almost translucent as they cook so they look like gorgeous bright jewels.  This is the perfect accompaniment to a curry – the picture directly below had it paired beautifully with Nick Sharma’s Chicken Biryani Tagine and the one below that has it matched up with a Sri Lankan chicken curry badun.

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Lord Mayor’s Chutney – The Recipe

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You can, of course, adjust the amount of chilli to suit your taste.   I only used 500g of mango and 2 birdseye chillies in my chutney. I also used fresh grated ginger and sultanas because I can’t abide raisins.  Most importantly for those of you who cannot get ripe or under-ripe mangoes, or it is not mango season even if you can, I used a packet of chopped frozen mango for my chutney and I was very happy with the results!

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I’m not entirely sure about what the other duties of a Lord Mayor are.  I guess they are boss of the council?  But if the quality of this recipe is anything to go by, then maybe part of their job description needs to be that they all have to share a recipe with their constituents!

I’d vote for that!

Have a great week!

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Orange and Cinnamon Creme Caramel

Happy Caramel Custard Day everyone!  Yes indeed there is a day for every sort of food imaginable and October 3rd is Caramel Custard Day!  I am celebrating with a Moroccan twist on the classic French dish with an Orange and Cinnamon Creme Caramel.

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No one in my family, except me, is a great lover of sweet things.  As a result, I didn’t have too many desserts growing up.  The one thing we did have and which my mum cooked to PERFECTION was a creme caramel.  So, I know what a good creme caramel looks and tastes like.  The caramel needs to be a nanosecond away from bitterness, the custard smooth and silky, the top a shiny mirror glaze and the almost ombre effect of the darker caramel soaked custard at the top and the paler pure custard at the bottom.

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My problem is, I have, up until now been absolutely terrible at making it myself!  I tried to make a creme caramel recipe from Cantina THREE times.  Twice the caramel went all crystally.  Another time there was no sauce only a hard set toffee that was stuck to the bottom of each of the serving dishes!

Not so with this recipe which came from Lousie Frank’s Winter which is a fabulous book.  I’ve made many great dishes from it and, as it was a Tasty Reads selection will no doubt pop up here again!

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The Recipe

This version of a creme caramel was lovely.  The cinnamon came through quite strongly, the orange not so much.  When I make this again, I will sprinkle some orange zest over the top of the completed desserts to really ramp up the taste of the orange.  You could, of course, leave one or both of them out completely if you are not a lover of orange or cinnamon and this would still be a damn fine Creme caramel.

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So on October 3rd what do we say to Caramel Custards?  We say…

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Have a great weekend  everyone!

Hasta Luego Cantina!

Hola amigos!!!!  It’s done!!!  It’s taken me SIX years but have finally finished cooking my way through Cantina by Paul Wilson.  Not every recipe mind you, just the ones I wanted to cook.  Sixty-one recipes.  Which is more than enough I feel to pass judgement on this as a book.  But first, let’s celebrate with some cake!

 

This was my birthday cake this year, a cake spent in the middle of lockdown when we were allowed no visitors.  So a very solitary birthday.  But we’re not here to talk about that.  We’re here to talk about Cantina as exemplified by this recipe. Because everything that is wrong with this book is in this recipe.  As is everything that is right.  So let’s get to it.

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A rose may be a rose.  And a rose by any other name may smell as sweet.  (Ooh la la – look at me, with the Gertrude Stein and the Shakespeare refs in the one post!!!)  But, apart from me showing off my fancy book learning, seriously, Cantina bandies about terms that have one meaning to mean something different.

(I have already waxed lyrical about how annoying this book on this point ere.  So if you want to see my earlier rant click here.)

This is quite clearly a cake.

Except in Cantina where it is called a Lemon Aspen and lime Slice with Mescal Roasted Pineapple. Maybe I’m being really pedantic here but I’ve been cooking out of this book for 6 years. Believe me, I need to vent!

But everybody’s like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece…

You may have noticed my slice..erm cake is missing the Mescal Roasted Pineapple. The cheapest mezcal I could find was $55 a bottle.  Most were in the range of $90-100.  Of which I would use 80ml of a 750 ml bottle.  I’m sure that over time I would be able to find other uses for the remaining 89% of that bottle.

This seems likely given the general state of the world

 

Seriously dropping that much money to use less than a tenth of the bottle for is frivolous at the best of times.  Let alone during  a global pandemic / economic crisis etc.  Fair enough the book was published in 2014 so way before covid but the cost equation still stands.  It’s a lot of money to drop on one recipe.  And you know it’s not like you can use the remainder on the recipe for Chorizo with Apricot and Mezcal Aioli (again, not an aioli).  Because when you read that recipe it contains no goddamn mezcal at all.  None.  Nyet. Cero.

I was so incensed at this the first time round I tweeted the publisher.

They responded that it was a typo.

Eerrrrrrmmmmmm … no. 

Speaking from embarrassing experience, a typo is when you work for an accounting firm and you hand your boss a report that leaves the o out of the word accounting.

Twice.

 

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Why’d you have to make things so complicated?

This slice is made up  of a  lemon cake, a lemon syrup, a mousse, a lime curd glaze and the mezcal roasted pineapple.  Five components.  Thirty-two ingredients if you make your own lime curd (I did not) and the pineapple (which as per above, I also did not make).

Included in these thirty two ingredients is 100g of lemon aspen.  Do you know what lemon aspen is?  Nope, me either.  According to Cantina’s glossary, it is

“A small, pale yellow fruit, with a lemon flavour and aroma and spongy flesh…it is available from bush food specialists and gourmet greengrocers”.

Let’s just put aside the fact that it was neither available from gourmet greengrocers or bush food specialists when I was looking for it.

Because you know what else is a small pale yellow fruit with a lemon flavour and aroma?

A  lemon.

Readily available all over the damn place.

I also made the soft shell crab tacos with guacamole, shaved fennel and sweetcorn salad  for my birthday dinner.  Softshell crabs weren’t available for love or money so I made these with lobster tails. Because you know, it was my birthday and dammit if I wasn’t going to get fancy!!!

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It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s de-lovely

You know the absolute worst thing about Cantina?  It’s cheffy, it’s pretentious, it’s fiddly, pretty much everything was a pain in the arse to cook.  But when they worked, which was most of the time?  They were so damn tasty that they almost made all the effort worthwhile.  So, whilst I part of me really wants to consign this book to the second-hand shop pronto, I am going to hang onto it for a little while longer!

Both the cake/slice and the tacos were mouthwateringly delicious, even if they were also a lot of work to prepare!

The standout recipe for me from Cantina was the Heirloom tomato escabeche.  It was so good!!!!!

I have a challenge with myself that I will reduce either through binning or donating 1000 things in the next 12 months.  Twenty days in I am up to 190 so it is going well.  But there’s a long way to go I may need to put Cantina on the donation pile later in the year!  

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Next up on my Tasty Reads book cook though  Silvia Colloca’s Made in Italy.  I only have about ten recipes left to cook from it so I should easily be done by the end of the year.  And based on everything I have already cooked it is pretty down to earth which is exactly what I needed after the high-end madness that was Cantina!

So tell me, do you have a cookbook you find infuriating?  What was frustrating about it? Did you keep it or give it away?

And have a great week!

 

Chinese Pancake Rolls

Today I am sharing another recipe from the China chapter of Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery.  Pancake Rolls (aka Chun Guin) are a version of a Spring roll.  Originally a pancake filled with fresh spring vegetables, Spring Rolls were a welcome change from the preserved foods that people had to eat during the long Chinese winter.  Well, it is spring in Australia now so I thought why not celebrate the change of season with some traditional fare? 

In retrospect, I should have celebrated by ordering some proper Spring rolls from The Imperial Garden because, to be honest, these weren’t great!  

 

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These were a lot of work – make the pancakes, make the filling, wrap and roll and then deep fry.  It all took a good few hours and for not much payoff.  I considered using spring roll wrappers for these but the recipe said pancakes, so I made pancakes.  The problem was, the pancakes did not really crisp up enough during the frying process.  And surely one of the delights of the spring / egg roll is that great crunch you get when you bite into that crispy pastry – just before the boiling hot contents ooze out into your mouth!

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The filling was also disappointing.  Something containing chicken*, crabmeat, mushrooms and leeks should be bursting with flavour.  These really didn’t taste of much at all.  *You will note the recipe calls for pork.  I do not like the taste of pork so I subbed in some chicken.  Maybe this accounts for the blandness?

Pancake Rolls – The Recipe

It’s here if you want it… but seriously there are better ways to spend your time!  And that’s coming from someone living under one of the strictest coronavirus lockdowns in the world.  All I have is time and I wouldn’t spend it making these again.

All was not entirely lost though.  Some members of the household really enjoyed the leftover Pancake Rolls!

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One great recipe from this chapter and one meh….do I call it a draw or make one more as a decider?

Decisions, decisions!!!

Have a great week!

Mother in Law’s Tongues

I was finally able to find some yeast !  After maybe four months, there were packets of yeast on the supermarket shelves last week  Don’t hate me for buying two packets – I have MONTHS of baking projects to catch up on,  Starting with these delicious crackers called Mother in Law’s Tongues!

These crackers get their name because Mother in Law’s Tongues are said to be very long.  All the better for the malicious gossiping!  Called Lingue di Suocera in their native Italy, they are a great addition to any snack plate.  t was so delicious!!!! 

These crackers are great!  Even the fussiest eater in the world was impressed.  “These taste like something you’d buy in a fancy shop” was the exact comment.

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They are a bit fiddly as you have to roll out the dough as thin as possible but I think these are worth taking a little extra time on.  They have a lovely “snap” to them and are the perfect carrier for other flavours such as pesto, burrata, guac, hummus…

 

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As you may have noticed, these are not crackers for the perfectionist.  Each one is different in their size, shape, rise and colour.  Personally, I love the variety and think it makes for a more interesting snack plate but if you are one of those people that wants everything just so…these may not be the one for you!

Mother in Law’s Tongues – The Recipe

Huge disclaimer here!  This recipe was in my folder of copied and cut out recipes.  There was, however, no notation as to where they originally came from for me to give proper credit.  I have googled to no avail.  However, if you are the writer of this recipe, or know who was, please let me know and I can give proper credit where it is due!

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You can also play around with the flavours on the crackers themselves – I made poppy seed, sesame seed, nigella, black pepper and parmesan, and sea salt but could see the flavour combos being extended almost indefinitely depending on your preference or what you intend serving them with.  I’m thinking you could do a lovely swirl of pesto through the dough if you were going to serve with Joe’s burrata. Or maybe some dukkah for hummus.  Chilli flakes and lemon zest for guac?  One word of caution though – I found the plain salt ones to be a little too salty for my taste but that my own fault for sprinkling too liberally.  Next time I make these I am going to do an everything bagel version which I think will be amazing!

Now, excuse, me, I have a snack plate to devour!

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Have a great week and don’t stop talking about these crackers!