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04
Dec
2022

Spicy Mac And Cheese Bites

categories: 20 Years Ago Today, Magazines, Pasta, Prosciutto, Salami, Super Food Ideas

How many of you have ever had a horror day on the cooking front? The day when nothing went right? So It was with me when I went to make the “Baked Curly Shells and Proscuitto Cake” recipe from the November 2002 editiion of Super Food Ideas mag. For various reasons, about to be elaborated upon, these morphed into these spicy mac and cheese bites!

Spicy Mac and Cheese Bites – The First Error

The base of the OG recipe was ricotta cheese. I went to the deli section of my local supermarket. “Can I have 250 grams of ricotta cheese please?”

The little gobshite behind the counter (believe me, the truth of this statement will bear out) said. “We don’t have any”.

“Ermmm…..could you check out the back please?

He went out the back but he returned far to quickly to have checked for anything.

“We don’t have any””

Ok. So I was shopping at around 7pm so the proper, non-supermarket, deli was closed. The tubs of ricotta in the dairy aisle were all the size of small swimming pools. I didn’t want to be spending the rest of the week finding recipes to use that much left over riicotta. So I decided to use bechamel, for which I had all the ingredients for at home.

“‘Ok, no worries, can I have 12 slices of proscuitto please?

“‘Of what?”‘

“PROSCUITTO”

Let me be clear, we’re still not at the point where he became a gobshite.

Spicy Mac and Cheese Bites – The Second Error

So I got my proscuitto. Sorry, PROSCUITTO. And headed home. Boiled up my macaroni. Made my bechamel. Mixed my macaroni and bechamel together. It was a little bland. I added some chilli flakes. It’s the Sri Lankan in me. I like things a little spicy. I then went to line my muffin tins with proscuitto. (Just like last weeks cupcakes, I was making smaller versions of these “cakes” to work with my picnic theme.

I opened my pack from the deli and was faced not with proscuitto but with Sopressa! Which is an incredibly spicy salami.

Now my first ever job was in the supermarket deli. Never ever would I have mixed up proscuitto and sopressa!!!! And this my friends, is what made him a gobshite!

But by now it was close to 9pm. I did have the energy to get back in the car, drive back to Woolworths, explain what had happened, swap out the sopressa for proscuitto, drive home…

So I remembered that old Italian adage. “When life gives you sopressa, make….mac and cheese bites anyway”‘.

These little mac and cheese bites were so good! I would probably drop the chilli from the pasta mix when making again though as, with the sopressa they were really quite fiery! They were also good reheated and cold / ambient temperature! So would be great picnic food.

The OG Recipe

My Spicy Mac and Cheese Bites

Spicy Mac And Cheese Bites

Print Recipe

Spicy mac and cheese! Perfect for picnics, lunch or anytime!

Author: Taryn Nicole
Yield: 12 1x

Ingredients

Scale

250g curly shells or other macaroni
12 slices or proscuitto or 24 slices of sopressa
Chilli flakes (optional)
2 tbsp bread crumbs
Butter

Cheese Sauce

500ml milk
4 tbsp plain flour
50g butter
100g grated vintage cheddar cheese
Freshly grated nutmeg (optional)
salt and pepper

Olive oil spray / butter for the mufffin tin

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Instructions

Cheese Sauce

Melt the butter in a pan over medium heat.
Add the flour to the butter and stir with a wooden spoon for 2 minutes.
Gradually add the milk, whisking all the while to remove any lumps.
Cook, stirring all the time, until the mixture boils and thickens.
Reduce the heat to low and simmer, stirring frequently for 5 minutes or until the sauce is the consistency of custard.
Remove the sauce from the heat, add stir through the cheese. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add a pinch or two of freshly grated nutmeg and some chilli flakes if desired.

Macaroni

Cook the macaroni according to the directions on the packet. You can reduce the cooking time a bit as the macaroni will be baked later.
Heat your oven to 180C.
Mix the cheese sauce into the macaroni.
Grease your muffin tin. I prefer to use a spray for this but you can use butter or olive oil if you prefer.
Line the bottom and sides of each muffin cup with sopressa or proscuitto. Cut the proscuitto into 2 pieces.
Spoon the pasta mixture into the lined muffin cups.
Sprinkle with breadcrumbs
Dot with butter
Place into the oven and cook for 30 minutes or until the tops are nicely browned.
Let sit for a few minutes before removing from the pan.

Let me know if you make either recipe!
Have a great week!

04
Sep
2022

Roast Lamb Shawarma – (The Other) Death on the Nile

categories: Dining With The Dame, Lamb

Hello crime readers and food lovers! Today we are reading (and eating) our way through another Agatha Christie story called Death on The Nile! And finally, we are getting the lamb I was craving during the first Death on the Nile by way of a Roast Lamb Shawarma. But first, let’s address the Nile-sized elephant in the room. Why on earth would you name two stories the same thing? True, one is a novel, and one is a short story. One features Poirot and one features Parker Pyne. I just can’t fathom why one of the most creative writing minds of the 20th century could not come up with two different titles!

Death on The Nile (Parker Pyne)- The Plot

We have not yet met Parker Pyne because, apart from a few instances, where we are diverting into the short stories, I am trying to get through all of the Christie novels first. So, who is Parker Pyne? He is a detective but not in the sense that Poirot is a detective. More of a psychologist, he advertises his services in the newspapers, something, we feel the elitist Poirot would never stoop to do.

However, in this version of Death on the Nile, Parker Pyne is not helping people to become happy, he is in Egypt trying to enjoy a relaxing holiday aboard the SS Fayoum as she journeys down the Nile.

Also aboard is Lady Grayle, who Christie dryly informs us

had suffered, since she was sixteen from the complaint of having too much money

Oh to have that complaint!

Lady Grayle is petulant and fretful and is initially, not at all happy to have an interloper in the shape of Parker Pyne on the boat she thought was just going to contain her travelling party. However, before too long Parker Pyne is summonsed by Lady Grayle. She confides that she suspects her husband is poisoning her. She feels ill when he is around but starts to recover when he is away. Her Nurse, Miss McNaughton (reminiscent of Amy Leatheren from Murder in Mesopotamia ) confirms that this seems to be the case and is not the imaginings of a hypochondriac.

Lady Grayle then dies of strychnine poisoning, a packet of which is found in her husband’s pocket.

It seems a foregone conclusion that the henpecked husband has finally reached his limit. But are things as they seem? It’s a Christie mystery so of course not! Despite being too late to fix any unhappiness on Lady Grayle’s side, it is up to Parker Pyne to reveal the real murderer.

Death on the Nile – The Covers

Given this is a short story, contained within the book Parker Pyne Investigates aka Mr Parker Pyne, Detective there are no covers specifically for this version of Death on the Nile. The first cover I have shown is the Cosmopolitan magazine in which this story was first published. The second is an early cover of Parker Pyne Investigates so readers who are not familiar with the character can get an idea of what Parker Pyne is meant to look like.

The Recipe – Lamb Roast Shawarma

Here is Adam Liaw’s recipe for lamb shawarma from scratch. I have made this a few times and can highly recommend it. However, generally when I make Shawarma, I use the leftover meat from any roast lamb. (The fussiest eater in the world is very fond of a Sunday Roast and as we are only two people we inevitably have leftover lamb.

The following day I chop up some of that leftover meat, sprinkle it with Adam’s shawarma seasoning and warm the meat in a pan. After the meat is warmed, I remove that from the pan and then warm the flatbread in the same pan.

After that I assemble my wrap with the warmed bread and lamb, some salad ingredients and a few dollops of Adam’s tahini sauce.

If there is any sauce left over after we have our shawarma, I either dollop it onto some avo toast or mix a big spoonful into some chopped-up hard-boiled eggs and make a sandwich with some crunchy lettuce.

The benevolent figure of Mr Parker Pyne entered the lounge. Behind him came the picturesque figure of Mohammed, prepared to say his piece.

“Lady, gentlemans, we start now. In few minutes we pass temples of Karnak right-hand side. I tell you story now about little boy who went to buy a roasted lamb for his father….”

– Agatha Christie, Death on the Nile

Links to The Christieverse

There was nothing I could find here. Except of course that four years later Agatha Christie would reuse the name of this short story for what would become one of her best-known novels!

Other Food & Drinks Mentioned in Death on The Nile

If you would like to taste some Egyptian food, why not try Eggs Hamine?

September’s read will be one of the novellas contained in the Murder in the Mews collection. Not the titular story, I am saving that for November. Instead, we are going with The Incredible Theft, a Poirot mystery.

Happy reading and cooking!

09
Jan
2022

Schnitzel a la Holstein

categories: Meat, Name Plates

It’s been quite some time since I have done a Name Plates post where I look into the names behind famous foods. Schnitzel a la Holstein is named after the German diplomat, Friedrich August Karl, Ferdinand Julius von Holstein who helped to shape German foreign policy in the time directly after Bismarck. Hello? Is there anyone still there? Please do not be perturbed, we are not going to spend any more time on the Baron because this is a food blog, not a German foreign policy of the 1890’s blog!

What is Schnitzel a la Holstein?

I feel that Schnitzel a la Holstein has fallen somewhat out of favour over the years. A pub staple in Melbourne is a chicken or veal parmigiana which is the Schnitzel a la Holstein’s Italian cousin. I have eaten cotoletta, a more refined Italian relative in restaurants and, at home, my mother would often make Weiner Schnitzel. But never a la Holstein.

So what turns a regular schnitty into a version a la Holstein? First you need to add a fried egg then add some anchovies on top of that. Then, drizzle a litle caper, lemon and parsley sauce over the top of it all!

That is at least in the modern version of the dish. The Baron’s OG version came surrounded by small piles of caviar, crawfish tails, smoked salmon, mushrooms, and truffles!!!! I’m surprised the whole thing didn’t come wrapped in gold a la Salt Bae. I mean there’s a lot…and then there’s too much! It made me wonder if Baron was also the inspo for this Monty Python character.

I really enjoyed this dish! The sharpess of the lemon and caper sauce offset some of the richness of the schnitzel, the egg added some rich creaminess and the anchovies some delightful saltiness.

I served my schnitzel with a very simple salad of watercress leaves, red shallots and shaved parmesan.

The Recipe and My Variations

The recipe I used to cook my Schnitzel a la Holstein was from Saveur which I modied as follows

I added 2 tablespoons of finely grated Parmesan cheese into the bread crumb mixture for some additional flavour.
I poached my egg using one of those old fashioned egg rings instead of frying it as I do not like the texture of the white of a fried egg. The softness of the poached egg also provided a great contrast to the crunchy crumb crust.

Here’s the Baron:

Have a great week!

05
Dec
2021

Cabin Casserole

categories: 1970's food, 1970's recipes, Good Housekeeping World Cookery, Meat, United States of America

The very name Cabin Casserole conjures up something hearty and comforting. Something the Ingalls family might have eaten on Little House on The Prairie. And the recipe for Cabin Casserole from the American Chapter of Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery did not disappoint. For my readers in the Northern Hemisphere who are heading into winter and who are looking for an easy tasty meal, this one needs to go onto your rotation list ASAP.

What is Cabin Casserole?

Cabin Casserole is layered tomato and onions with bacon and chops that have been sprinkled with curry powder and salt. I used lamb chops for my casserole but pork chops would also work. Also, don’t stint on the salt. I only used a little salt because I thought the bacon would bring enough but I had to add salt at the end. Having said that, for a recipe with so few ingredients, this is really tasty!

I also did not use dripping to fry my chops, I fried the bacon first then used the bacon fat to fry the chops.

I served my cabin casserole with little potatoes wrapped in Proscuitto and a sage leaf and some grilled zucchini with feta cheese. The Cabin Casserole would be super with mashed potatoes!

Little House on The Prairie – The Lost Cabin Casserole Episode

Further to my mention of Little House on the Prairie, I can almost imagine the episode which would be called “Give them curry, Laura”. The Olesen’s start selling the very exotic ingredient of curry powder in the Mercantile. Nellie teases Laura that her family is too poor to ever even taste it. A fight ensues a little like this one. Just substitute “Your pa’s too poor to buy curry powder” instead of smelling like a horse.

Laura is required to go to the Mercantile and apologise to Nellie. She also has to help out in the store for a week. We see in a store work montage that she works very hard and is so polite to the customers that through the week she makes a little tip here and there.

At the end of the week, she has enough money to buy herself some candy or maybe a toy. Instead, she asks for some curry powder which she takes home and gives to Ma.

That night the Ingalls family feast on Cabin Casserole.

The moral of the story is that hard work and not giving someone curry is the key to getting curry.

Here’s the recipe

Have a wonderful week!

28
Nov
2021

The BLT – An American Classic?

categories: Bacon, Classic Recipes, Sandwiches, United States of America

I was very surprised recently to learn that what I thought was a quintessentially American sandwich was actually British in origin!!! Taste Atlas says that the BLT first appeared in British cookbooks in the 1920’s but that it only gained popularity in the U.S.A in the post-war period. It further surprised me to learn that the BLT was, in 2019 ranked as the UK’s favourite sandwich but only came in 6th in the United States!

I guess though, for anyone who is new to Earth…first, hi, welcome, glad you found me! Second, BLT stands for bacon, lettuce, tomato being the three key ingredients of this sandwich.

I LOVE a BLT and it’s avocado-ey cousin the BLAT.

I was hoping to find a classic BLT in the American chapter of Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery. Not that I need an excuse to make one. However, I was simultaneously delighted and horrified to see their idea of a BLT. Here’s their recipe:

The GHWC BLT – The Pros

You will notice that Good Housekeeping calls it a Bacon, Tomato and Lettuce Sandwich. Which if you look at my picture above is actually my preferred way of layering. I don’t understand why you would go to the bother of getting nice bread and toasting it, only to have the tomato making it all soggy and gross half way through eating it.

My preferred version – from the top-down: toasted bread, bacon, tomato, lettuce mayo, toasted bread. So, thank you Good Housekeeping for getting the order correct!

An potato chips and pickles on the side are always a good idea!

I am ambivalent about whether or not you have a double or single decker BLT. I do think though that the second piece of bread requires either another condiment or another dab of mayonnaise. My preferred option is some Dijon Mustard.

I made my BLT on holiday and we only had some very hefty olive sourdough which normally would not be my choice for a BLT. This was a very heavy bread so double decking my sandwich was not an option – the bread would have overpowered everything. (The olives did make a tasty, if not traditional, alternative!).

The GHWC BLT – The Con

In the words of Amy Winehouse, what kind of fuckery is this?

Who puts processed cheese on their BLT?

You may as well just take a dump on it.

A little bit of Brie, some vintage cheddar? I”m here for it.

Processed cheese?

A Few BLT Questions For You

Do you love a BLT? Or do you prefer a BTL?

Double or Single Decker?

What’s your preferred bread?

Iceberg or fancy lettuce?

What degree of crisp of the bacon? I like my bacon so crisp it is snappable!

Mustard?

Avocado?

Other additions? (If you say processed cheese, you’re dead to me)

Is the BLT the best sandwich ever? Or only the 6th best?

If not your number one, what is better?

Leave your answers in the comments!!!

Have a great week!