Category: Bread

Satanic Sardines

Hello my friends!  They say there are defining moments in our lives, days which we will never forget.  For some, it was the death of John F Kennedy, Princess Diana or 9 -11.  Today, 6th February, way back in 1989 was such a day for Harold and Deborah Degan. Who? I hear you ask.  We’ll get to that in a minute.  For the moment, just know that we are celebrating the event with a dish of satanic sardines!

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 Something Fishy This Way Comes

Imagine you are Harold Degan, resident of the small inland Queensland country town of Rosewood.  If nowhere had a middle, this might not be it exactly it but it’s certainly within shouting distance.   It is about 11:30 in the morning on the 6 of February 1989 and you are pottering around your garden shed. You are starting to feel a bit peckish and are hoping that your wife, Deborah, will shortly call out that lunch is ready.

Suddenly you hear a tap-tap, tap-tap-tap on the tin roof of the shed.  This sound signals the rains have come and judging from the noise of the drops on the roof it is a  heavy downpour.  You wonder if you should try to make a dash for the house. Or, would it be better to sit the shower out in the comfort of the shed and have another sneaky ciggie while you wait?

You open the shed door to better assess your options and…

Jesus H Christ on a cracker!!!!!

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One Fish, Two Fish, Red  Fish, Blue Fish

Between the shed and the house, a distance of some 80 feet, there are hundreds and hundreds of small fish flapping on the ground.  The sound of the “rain” has also alerted Deborah.   As you stand at the shed door staring at the fish wondering where on earth they’ve come from, you register the sound of the back door opening.

Deborah’s startled exclamation of  “Where the f*** have all these fish come from Harold?”* shows that even she, ever the prankster, is in no way responsible for the fishy situation in your backyard.

Where indeed have all the fish come from?  They have either sprouted from the ground like feisty flapping fishy seedlings sent from the Devil himself or they have dropped from the sky like a Piscine offering from God.  Harold looks up.  He looks down. He looks across the 80-foot expanse of dirt and fish to his wife and shrugs   “F***ed if I know Deb.”

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The Rosewood Sardine Shower

It did indeed rain fish in Rosewood on 6 February 1989.

The official explanation for the  shower was that:

In a matter of extremely peculiar circumstances, a violent storm updraught drew fish from shallow waters into the atmosphere; only to be dumped on, of all places, an inland town.

 – Sunshine Coast Daily

Yup, Rosewood had a Sardine-ado!

Whilst the event is commonly known as a sardine shower due to the small size of the fish, they were actually found to be bream.

Breamnado and Sardineado were considered as the names for a movie franchise many years later.  These were discounted for the more scary sounding shark*

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The dialogue between Harold and Deborah Degan above is totally contrived for creative purposes.  Having said that, I know a number of people from country Queensland and they all swear like howsyourfather.  It is probably closer to the mark than either one of them describing the sardine shower as “A bit of a phenomenon”.

I also cannot 100% verify that Harold Degan used to sneak cigarettes in his shed.  However, popular culture has lead me to believe that sheds are almost entirely used for sneaking cigarettes, porn or dead bodies.  I’m giving Harold the benefit of the doubt on this one.

I’m a Coal Train, Fast Lane, Caught up in the Dirty Rain

(Jamie T – Zombie)

Little fish have also supposedly rained from the sky in Mexico, England, Thailand and Honduras.

Other weird things reported to have fallen from the sky are frogs, alligators hermit crabs, blood, fungal spores, corn kernels and cows!  Satanic Sardines 4

Satanic Sardines – The Recipe

I am aware that some people find any form of sardine to be Satanic.  And I get that.  They are very fishy fish.   Personally, I love them.  They were also part of one of my favourite meals ever which happened in a tiny little restaurant in Zagreb. The recipe for the Satanic Sardines comes from The Party Cookbook from 1976 which I have cooked from previously.

My changes to the Satanic Sardines recipe

  • I added some chopped tomatoes in homage to the dish I had at Heritage in Zagreb.
  • I did not chop the crusts off the bread because I am no longer five.  And neither are you.  Eat your crusts like a grown-up.  It will make your hair grow curly**
  • I used a multigrain sourdough not brown bread

Have a great week!  As Harold and Deborah would say, so long and thanks for all the fish!

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*This is not true

**This is also very likely not true.  But I’m not calling my mum a liar.  And neither should you.

Vincent Price’s House Bread

I have been waiting to cook the Vincent Price’s House Bread for months!  Jenny (from Silver Screen Suppers) sent me the recipe AGES go, possibly even pre-pandemic.  Then, there was no yeast for months on end.  And so, last weekend, I finally made it.  Worth the wait?  You bet!  This is literally straight out of the oven. It was burn your fingers hot but damn it was good!!!!

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I am not a very confident bread baker at all so whenever a loaf turns out well, I am absolutely delighted!  And this one had me turning cartwheels!

I’m not surprised Vincent Price made this his house bread.  It may well become mine!  It has everything I love in a bread – a crusty outside, a nice soft middle, the crumb is fine, it’s great for sandwiches, it toasts well…it is a really good all-purpose bread!

I love this photo because it looks like I have photobombed myself with a plate of toast! It gives a whole new twist on the term breadhead!

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At first, I wasn’t sure about the ground ginger in the recipe.  I was worried that it may have made the bread taste a bit more like a sweet loaf than an everyday bread.  Not to worry though, you can’t even hardly taste the ginger.  You might not be able to taste it at all.  I thought I could detect it but I knew it was there and so might have imagined it.

“It tastes like proper shop-bought bread “said the fussiest eater in the world when I asked for his opinion. High praise!

You can click through here to find the recipe on Silver Screen Suppers.

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And here’s a special Spooktober message from the man himself!

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Happy October and have a great week!

 

Welsh Rarebit- Dining with The Dame 6

Hello crime readers and food lovers!  The Murder of Roger Ackroyd which is Christie number 6 has a special memory for me because this was one of the books we had oin the bookshelf when I was growing up. This was probably one of the first Christie books I ever read!.  It was also the book that made Christie’s name as a writer for the innovative twist at the end.  It has been recognised, many times, as one of the best and/or most influential crime novels ever written.  Never mind the accolades though, it also, beautifully and comically features one of my own favourite foods  – a Welsh Rarebit!

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One of the few good things working from home for the last… Good Lord five months now…. is that I can whip up a Welsh rarebit for lunch whenever I choose.  Turns out I choose to do so quite frequently!  It’s tasty, filling, perfect with a bowl of soup, a salad, or just on its own!  Of course, I ‘ am not alone in loving a bit o’ Welsh Rarebit!

The normally curmudgeonly Martin Lampen claims

Cheese on toast, its Welsh Rarebit to those in the know.  It’s the perfect British rainy day lunchtime snack – quick, cheap, easy to prepare….it’s a national icon”

– The Knickerbocker Glory Years

Albert Jack, however, draws attention to the rather  origin of its name by calling it

” the most insulting way to serve cheese on toast”

This is because the English thought it would be funny to mock the Welsh by insinuating that they were too poor to have proper meat and so had to have cheese instead!

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The Murder of Roger Ackroyd- The Plot

James Sheppard is the local doctor in Kings Abbot.  He lives with his sister Caroline who knows all the gossip and scandal in the town and who is currently interested in finding out all about the “foreign” gentleman who has moved in next door.

A wealthy widow in the town has committed suicide by drinking veronal.  Her fiance, Roger Ackroyd, is in a state of agitation because the day before Mrs Ferrars (the widow) confessed to him that she murdered her first husband.  She also told him that someone knew she had done it and was blackmailing her.

That night, Roger Ackroyd is stabbed to death in his study by persons unknown…

Turns out the foreign gentleman next door is no other than  Hercule Poirot who has moved to Kings Abbot to grow marrows in his retirement.  (BTW,  Kings Abbott is a real place and it looks absolutely GORGEOUS!)

 

Anyhoo, no one is getting away with stabbing people to death in the neck on Poirot’s watch. What follows are:

  • Mysterious phonecalls
  • Strangers lurking in the bushes
  • Chairs suspiciously out of place
  • Stolen money
  • Secret Marriages
  • And of course, Poirot using his little grey cells to solve the crime and out the murderer!
  • There is also a bit of slapstick when Dr. Sheppard gets hit over the head with one of Poirot’s marrows.  I mean it’s not as good as this classic from the Amazing Race.  But in terms of people getting forcefully hit with produce, it’s up there!  Also, who knew I was keeping that list?

 

 

The Covers

Only three covers this time –  the one from my childhood, the one I read which was a graphic novel! And my favourite of them all – I mean is it just me or does Roger look hot in that third one?

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The Recipe – Welsh Rarebit

I need to set the scene a bit on this one. Dr. Sheppard invites Poirot round for lunch.  However, there were only two chops available for the lunch table.  In order to save face, Caroline Sheppard pretends to be a vegetarian and lunches on a Welsh Rarebit.

‘With magnificent mendacity, [she] explained to Poirot that … she adhered strictly to a vegetarian diet. She descanted ecstatically on the delights of nut cutlets (which I am quite sure she has never tasted) and ate a Welsh rarebit with gusto and frequent cutting remarks as to the dangers of ‘flesh’ foods.’

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, Agatha Christie

The Recipe for Welsh Rarebit I used comes from Cookery The Australian Way which was my high school home economics cookbook!  As you can see from the state of the page, this has been used a LOT!   I have tried other recipes for Welsh Rarebit but this is the one I have returned to time and time again for the last…hmmm…lets  not count the years since I was in high school!

 

Welsh Rarebit Recipe

Other Food Mentioned in The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

Stay safe friends and have a great week!

 

Coronation Chicken “Brexit” Rolls

For me, closing out a recipe book is almost as satisfying as marking up the pages of a new one!  The very last recipe I had to cook out of A Moveable Feast by Katy Holder was Coronation Chicken Baguettes with Apple Slaw.  It took ages to make because leftover roast chicken seems to disappear from my fridge before I ever find the time to mix it with mayo, curry powder and chutney to make up some Coronation Chicken.


Coronation Chicken

I did not have baguettes. I had these gorgeous Bretzel Rolls which are, I assume a cross between a Pretzel roll and a Brioche.   These made me laugh because I made them on the day after the British election.  Whilst  I knew that technically they were Bretzel rolls, in my head, they were only ever Brexit rolls!

For those of you not familiar with the bright orange concoction that is Coronation Chicken, it is the best of British combined with a little bit o’ spice from the days of the Raj.  Martin Lampen quite cruelly describes it as follows:

“A combination of chicken breasts, curry powder and mayonnaise, Coronation Chicken was created by flower-decorator and author Constance Spry ( the Nigella Lawson of powdered egg, nylon chaffing, sexual repression, back street abortions and locking women in the attic for thyroid problems and ‘hysterics’) in 1953 to celebrate the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II….Cheap chicken in a sickly yellow curry gunk with six sultanas.  God save the Queen”

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It is actually quite delicious –  a little bit spicy, a little bit sweet.  And the slaw on the side suggested by Katy Holder is a great accompaniment to cut through some of the richness.

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You could also make these with turkey if you still have any leftover from Christmas!  The homemade is also a whole lot nicer than the “sickly yellow curry gunk” that comes in those plastic tubs in British supermarkets. So why not make your own.  With, a Brexit roll if you can get one!

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For a vegetarian version, Yotam Ottolenghi suggests his curried egg and cauliflower salad.  It lacks the sweetness of a regular Coronation chicken – which could be resolved, if you wish, by adding a little dollop of mango chutney or those sultanas reviled by Martin Lampen.

Curried egg and Cauliflower Salad

So this will be my last post for 2019.  Apologies for being absent recently.  I had a mad 6 weeks at work before the break, then got sick, and since then have been busy trying to socialise the new addition to the family!

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Holly joined us about a week ago.  She has had a terrible life, first on a puppy farm who then sold her to medical research. So even though she is nearly 11 years old, she has never been a house dog.  She is very timid but is learning very quickly how to dog!  We already love her to bits.  She will need ongoing training but has already come a very long way in a short time.  And every second is worth it as she is an absolute joy!

Anyway, all that has meant that the blog has been on a back burner for a while but for 2020…

 

Now that I have cooked through A Moveable Feast, another aim for 2020 is to cook through Cantina.  I did not entirely enjoy this book when we tackled it in Tasty Reads back in 2015.  I found the recipes were too long and complicated and many of the ingredients were hard to come.  Alhough the results were generally delish.  I still have 30 recipes left to cook from it which equates to around 1.5 per week during 2020.

It might be a long year!

The upside is delicious Mexican food 30 times in the year which can’t be a bad thing!!!

 

Thanks for reading and being a part of this in 2019. Wishing you all a wonderful 2020!!!!

 

Macdedonian Grilled Cheese (Przeni Lepcinja)

Grilled cheese is one of life’s little pleasures.  Warm toasty bread, oozy melty grilled cheese…it doesn’t get better than this.  Except in Macedonia where they top their grilled cheese with…wait for it….more cheese!!!

Today we’re continuing our visit to the Balkan States with a little look at Przeni Lepcinja – Macedonian grilled cheese.

Macedonian Grilled Cheese

Macedonian Grilled Cheese is essentially a cheesy French toast, topped with cheese.  It’s delicious and so quick and easy to make!

The blend of creamy melted mozzarella and the salty feta cheese is great and perfect with the crisp french toast style bread!

I found the recipe for Macedonian Grilled Cheese here  I’ve also copied it below.  I served mine with a little tomato and red onion salsa that was very similar to the Sopska Salata featured here. Although given the double cheese abundance in the toast, I left the cheese out of the salad!

Macedonian Grilled Cheese

If you feel like something a bit more substantial, this is also great if you serve with a poached or fried egg on top…this I think also has a nice symmetry – cheesy eggy bread, topped with cheese and egg.

Macedonian Grilled Cheese

And now, just because I can, here’s a cheesy joke for you:

What’s cheese’s favourite music?

R ‘n’ Brie. 

🤗

Cheesy and cheesy if you know what I mean.

Just like a Przeni Lepcinja!

Have a great week!

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