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11
Jun
2018

The Crown Princess Victoria’s Birthday Cake

categories: Birthday Cake, Cake, Gluten Free, Meringue

Can you believe I’ve been doing this for 6 years? Who knew this was going to last longer than most proper jobs, many romantic relationships and a large percentage of prison sentences!

This is a belated celebration though because I’m having a horrendous month. First I hurt my back and was out of action for a couple of weeks. And now I have an awful cold.

But better late than never! And if we were going to wait for anything? This might be the one!

This is the Crown Princess Victoria’s birthday cake!

Time sure flies when you decide to follow your own brand of weirdness!

But let’s talk about this cake. Because it’s not quite cake as we know it. I also need to confess that I have no idea where this recipe came from. I copied it out of a book but totally forgot to note the book from whence it came. So, if anyone knows, please drop me a line so I can attribute it properly!

It’s also gluten-free for those of you who care about those sorts of things!

First up you need to start with two layers of nutty biscuit base. The original recipe said walnut but I had almond meal in the house so rather than grinding walnuts into meal, I took the lazy girl’s option and used what I had. (In my defence I also had a bad back at the time. 😉 ).

And haters look out, I also thought it would work better with an almond base seeing as I was going to decorate it with marzipan. It was going to be a double almond delight!

Next up a meringue!

Then meringue was sandwiched with whipped cream between the two almond discs. This is where it got a little crazy because the meringue was round on the top and the discs were not. So the sandwiching was a little rough…

The the “cake” was “iced” with more whipped cream and decorated with fresh raspberries and some marzipan roses!

This looked so pretty and was absolutely delicious. The crisp biscuit, the crunchy outside of the meringue and the marshmallowy inside made for a lovely blend of textures. The raspberries added a cake much-needed tang into the overall sweetness of the cake and whipped cream just makes anything a party!

Here’s the recipe:

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The Crown Princess Victoria’s Birthday Cake

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A different and delicious “cake” to celebrate any occasion.

Author: Taryn Fryer

Ingredients

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For The Biscuit Layers

1 1/4 cups almond meal
1/4 cup icing sugar
2 egg whites

For The Meringue Layer

2 egg whites
1/2 cup caster sugar

To Decorate

1 1/2 cups whipped cream
250g fresh raspberries
Fondant or marzipan roses

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Instructions

For the Bicuit Layers

Mix together the almond meal, icing sugar and the unbeaten egg whites.Spread out into 2 x 20cm rounds on baking paper on baking trays.
Bake in a moderate oven for 10 minutes until firm to touch.
Turn out onto wire racks and carefully peel off the paper.
Cool.

For The Meringue

Beat the 2 eggs whites until stiff.
Add the sugar gradually, beating all the time until glossy and thick.
Spread out to a 20cm round on baking paper on a baking tray.
Bake in a slow oven until dry and crisp – around 45-50 minutes.
Cool and carefully remove paper.

To Decorate

Sandwich the meringue between the two biscuit layers with whipped cream.
Cover the top and sides with whipped cream.
Decorate with raspberries and fondant or marzipan roses.

You can find an article on how to make proper marzipan roses here. Or you can muddle through and hope for the best like I did with mine!

And of course, I couldn’t let the moment go by without reference to this!

Have a wonderful week everyone!

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20
Nov
2017

Smore’s Brownies & Sweet Revenge Book Review

categories: Baking, Books, Brownies

The old saying tells us that revenge is a dish best served cold. A new baking book will also have you believing that revenge is a dish best served sweet. Sweet Revenge: Passive-Aggressive Desserts for Your Exes & Enemies by Heather Kim, due to be released in January 2018 is a super fun read and contains over 50 sweet treats to help you weather the storm when life gets tough.

Because you know what? Sometimes when a girl has had gee, I dunno, a week of totally mixed messages and is feeling hurt betrayed and just downright shitty, she just needs a little something something to get her through the day. And by something something I mean ~~a shit ton of booze~~ cake. Or pudding. Or some totally amazing S’mores brownies aka…

Those of you who are regular readers will know that I adore a pun so the names of the recipes in this book were pure gold for me.

In additions to the Everyday I Regret You S’more Brownies you can also find:

Shut Your Stupid Cake Hole – a coconut mochi cake with sesame coconut pecan icing
Stop Texting Me You Crepe – a crepe cake with Oreos
You’re A Piece of Sheet Cake – a cinco leches cake with malted milk whipped cream and salted dulce de leche drizzle (OMG…yes!!!!!)
Go Fudge Yourself – Macinac Island chocolate fudge with white chocolate candied ramen
I Ain’t Puddin’ Up With You – Butterscotch puddin’ pots with chocolate sauce

I was beside myself with joy at some of these. Truly. And not just for the names. I mean cinco leches cake with malted milk whipped cream and salted dulce de leche drizzle sounds like heaven. Who even knew there were that many leches? But now I want all cinco of them baked in a cake. With a dulce de leche drizzle…

As for the S’mores Brownies, let’s start with the base which a dark, glossy, fudgy brownie which was ridiculously easy to make.

Kim provides the recipe for home-made marshmallows to top this. Being lazy, and in a hurry, I chose to buy some marshmallows. Which all went wonderfully until….2 pink marshmallows short!!!!!

If you put these on the Brownies whilst they are still warm, they melt a little and fill some of the gaps between…sadly, not all of them!

Never mind, because we are about to cover it all with a Graham Cracker Streusel. And sprinkles! And then, you get to blowtorch the hell out of it all. Which is another great way to get out some frustration!

Sweet Revenge not only has some great recipes like the ones above but also handy tips, gorgeous photos and cute drawings. The downside of Sweet Revenge was that some of the flavour combinations were a little too out there for me vis a vis:

Carrot Cake truffles with Cool Ranch Doritos Sugar
Strawberry biscuits with chicken skin candy
Pound cake with Sriracha icing.
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Ice Cream Sandwiches with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Ganache

But you know what? There are always going to be recipes that I don’t fancy in any book. And it might be better to be edgy than boring! And I know I am making a judgement on a sample size of one but this seems like a pretty solid book – the brownies were amazing!

Here’s the recipe. This is straight from the book so you can get a feel for the style:

Here are some wise words from Heather on why you should bake for your enemies and exes:

And more wise words on revenge from Old Blue Eyes himself…

Get out there and be successful! And bake these brownies!

Many thanks to NetGalley and Capstone / Switch Press for the ARC.

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05
Oct
2017

Profiteroles For Very Special Occasions

categories: 1970's food, 1970's recipes, A-Zof Cooking, Desserts, France, Pastry

You might think that five and a bit years into this that I would cease to be surprised. Both when things go awry and when by some stroke of mad luck things work out just as they should. Such was the case with the Profiteroles I made on the weekend from the Very Special Occasions Chapter of The A- Z of Cooking (1977). When the profiteroles came out of the oven looking like, well, profiteroles, there were whoops of joy, squeals of excitement and a bit of spontaneous kitchen dancing!

Yep, in this house, this:

Equals This:

But let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves just yet. First. Hello V. And whilst we’re on the subject let’s’ all note the name of the chapter. Not just Special Occasions. Very Special Occasions. Requiring very special dancing apparently. And also requiring several goes at making something that was worthy of posting. After all, it’s a very special occasion.

First up there was a go at Carpetbag Steak. Now, if you lookup Carpetbag Steak anywhere on the interwebs, you will more than likely read that it is a famous Australian recipe. I’ve lived here virtually all my life and I have never head of it. However, I really liked the idea of steak and oysters. I made the recipe and it looked and tasted meh.

Then I made a Beef Stroganoff. Tasted good. Looked terrible in all the photos. I think it’s that thing that Jenny from Silver Screen Suppers told me about where brown food just doesn’t photo well. This was about the best…

So then I made Carpetbag Steak v2. A modern recipe this time. Still looked and tasted meh.

I was left with a choice. Champagne and Orange Juice. Or Profiteroles. And believe me . You came so close to having Champagne and Orange juice as your very special occasion meal. Because this is what happens inside my head whenever pastry is mentioned:

The profiteroles only happened because the very special occasion was a long weekend due to the Football Grand Final being the next day. I know right. Who has a holiday BEFORE the big day?

“It’s the dumbest reason for a holiday ever” I said.

“Come to work then” said my boss.

“It’s the best holiday ever. Better even than Jesus being born. Or dying.”

So anyway, on the holiday for best/ worst reason ever I got a little bored in the evening and thought that I would have a flick through The A-Z of Cooking, to plan V-Z. The profiterole recipe caught my eye and I realised that I had every ingredient. And a whole heap of bravado due to being about 3/4 of a bottle of a wine in.

Don’t judge. That produced these. Light as air, melt in the mouth, boozy cream filled and shiny chocolately pastry balls of deliciousness,

The basis for profiteroles, and the reason for my hissy fit is pastry. Choux pastry to be exact. I have made choux pastry exactly once before. For a recipe called Cherry Fritters from The A-Z of Cooking. Don’t bother searching the archives for them. They were a total disaster and I didn’t post them.

But choux starts with a roux…actually no. According to The A-Z of Cooking choux pastry starts with 63g of flour. Yep. 63. Not 60. Not 65. 63. And seeing as this was a very special occasion, 63g of flour it was.

This became this:

Which became these. I couldn’t find a piping bag and my piping skills are non-existent so I just blobbed spoonfuls of the pastry onto the tray. Also, I wasn’t really expecting this to work. And need I remind you about that bottle of wine that was now 5/6’s gone?

Well, slap my arse and call me Charlie if those funny looking blobs didn’t turn into these. They’re shall we say “rustic” but on a scale of one to ten of being recognizable as profiteroles, they have to be at least an eight.

So then fill and ice and sprinkle and you get these: (even more profiteroley).

Here’s the recipe direct from The A-Z of Cooking:

I tweaked the recipe by swapping out the rum for Amaretto and adding some sprinkles.

Make, eat, enjoy, do a little dance of sheer pleasure.

And have a great week!

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08
Jun
2016

Pieathalon 3 – Lemon Potato Pie

categories: Cook A Long, Lemon, Pie, Pieathalon, Potato

It will come as no surprise to you, wise people of the internet that this, in all it’s earthy glory, is a potato:

And this, is a can of beans.

They don’t call me Captain Obvious for nothing!

What is probably not so obvious is that you can turn these into this:

That’s right, lemon meringue pie made from spuds and beans.

How?

Well, it’s Pieathalon – the foodie equivalent of Mouseketeer Surprise Day; anything can happen and it usually does!

Starting with a brand new logo (thanks Greg, it looks super!)

Pieathalon is that time of year when bloggers from all over the world swap recipes and rejoice in the kooky baked goods of yesterday. The full list of participants and what they made is at the bottom of the post. Why not go visit them all? Maybe start with Battenberg Belle who is making my pie of choice, Fatty Arbuckle’s Delight, then pop over to Ruth at Mid Century Menu who sent me lemon potato pie!

Lemon Potato Pie – The Pie

The recipe for Lemon Potato Pie comes from 250 Superb Pies and Pastries, a book from 1941. The use of the humble spud instead of the more luxurious ingredient of butter to create lemon curd had a feel of wartime austerity about it. Butter was rationed right? Otherwise….why? No, seriously, WHY?

Let’s not delve too deeply into the minds of 1941 and get stuck right in to the pie. Starting with some grated potato.This was then parboiled for a spell and quickly became a kind of gloopy liquid.

After the rest of the ingredients were added and it cooked some more, the potato broke down even further. However, at the end of the cooking there were still some small flakes of potato which were odd and a bit off putting when you tasted the….sludge. So, even though this was not in the recipe I blended the lemon mixture to make it smooth. Bear, in mind I have the fussiest eater in the world as my chief taste tester!

Lemon Potato Pie – The Meringue

So, then to the meringue. And here disaster struck. I had put the separated whites into a bowl and left them on the far side of the kitchen bench while I made the filling. When it came time to make the meringue I looked around to where I had left the egg whites and they had vanished.

“Did you take my egg whites?” I asked The Fussiest Eater in The World.

“I gave them to the dogs. I thought that’s what you left them for”.

We had no more eggs. And we had been to a rather boozy lunch that day so there was no option of getting into the car to go buy more eggs.

“Crap…guess, I’ll have to finish it tomorrow”.

A bit later, I was making our dinner which was the Argentine Beef Stew from The A-Z of Cooking (1971). I will definitely blog about that one soon, it was DELICIOUS and I remembered something about making meringues from bean water. A quick visit to Google confirmed that you could make meringue from the water that surrounds tinned chickpeas or white beans. Why not give it a whirl? It’s in the same spirit of “make do and mend” as the potato based filling.

I drained the can of beans, the beans went into the stew and the bean water went into the mixer.

I was incredibly surprised to see that it meringued up a treat!

Ooops! I’d over filled my pie!

In homage to Ruth, I thought I would let the Fussiest Eater in The World have the final say on the Lemon Potato Pie.

Lemon Potato Pie: The Verdict

Mixed.

So, what do you think?

“The filling is gorgeous. It’s really delicious”.

And the meringue?

“Tastes like the worst marshmallow in the world”.

Well done cooks of 1941! And thanks Ruth for a super recipe! Your lemon potato pie is delicious!

Sadly, vegans and egg intolerants, the aqua fava meringue was not. It was much more marshmallow-y than meringue-y. It was very gooey and a bit stringy – think mozzarella cheese on a pizza.

Here is the recipe for the pie:

Given the bean meringue was a failure, here is the proper recipe for the meringue from Ruth.

“The recipe for Meringue 1 is 2 egg whites, 4 tbsp sugar, 1/2 tsp vanilla. Beat eggs until frothy, add sugar gradually, and continue beating until stiff. Add flavoring. Pile on pie and bake in 325 degree oven for 15-18 minutes”

Pieathalon 3 – The Bloggers

Here is the full list of the wonderful crazy people who participated in Pieathalon this year. I’m heading off to see their creations! Why not join me?

Yinzerella at Dinner Is Served 1972 (www.dinnerisserved1972.com) Peanut & Beer Pie
Poppy at Grannie Pantries (http://granniepantries.blogspot.com/) Lemon Meringue Pie
Kelly at Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en (http://velveteenloungekitsch-en.blogspot.com). Heidenische kuchen (Heathen Cake)
Greg at Recipes4Rebels (www.recipes4rebels.com) Fluellen’s Pie
S S at A Book of Cookrye (abookofcookrye.blogspot.com) Perpetrating Chocolate “Pie”
Silver Screen Suppers (www.silverscreensuppers.com) making Creme De Cacao Pie
Battenburgbelle (battenburgbelle.com) has the pleasure of making Fatty Arbuckle’s Delight!
John The Hedonizer is making Fidgety Pie. Www.foodandwinehedonist.com
Susie at Bittersweet Susie (https://bittersweetsusie.wordpress.com_ made Star Gazy Pie
Ruth at Mid-Century Menu (http://www.midcenturymenu.com) Brandy Apple Pie
Surly at Vintage Recipe Cards (http://www.vintagerecipecards.com) Transparent Pie
Erica at Retro Recipe Attempts (http://retrorecipe.wordpress.com) made Mai Tai Pie!

Thanks as ever to the wonderful Yinzerella for making it all happen!

Have a wonderful week. Now go eat some pie!

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29
May
2016

REPOST – Devil’s Food Cupcakes

categories: Cake, Chocolate, Food Heroes, Nigella Lawson

What better way to end my devil themed blogiversary party than with some Devil’s Food from the Domestic Goddess?

I adapted Nigella’s recipe into cupcakes and much deliciousness ensued!

These were easy to make, and tasted amazing! A deep chocolate flavour and they were (apologies in advance) super moist. They also lasted for close to a week in the fridge…we are after all only two people and the mix made 15 cupcakes. I took half into work to share the love but someone managed to eat all of his half by himself. Not so fussy after all it appears!

If you head over to You tube you can see Nigella make this cake herself and hear her utter my favourite phrase of the clip when she speaks about mixing the cocoa, muscovado sugar and hot water into a “malevolently dark syrup”. It is Devil’s Food Cake after all!

I pretty much followed Nigella’s recipe except that I added a tablespoon of coffee granules into that same “malevolently dark syrup” because it wasn’t already rich and dark enough! Also because I made cupcakes, I adjusted the cooking time. Mine were in the oven for 18 minutes.

Can I just say….that frosting!!!!! OMG. I ate so much of it I felt sick. Then I ate some more because it was so good!

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Devil’s Food Cupcakes

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A luscious chocolate cake with a rich chocolate frosting. Sinfully Good!

Author: Taryn Fryer
Yield: 12 1x

Ingredients

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For the Cake

50 grams best-quality cocoa powder (sifted)
100 grams dark brown muscovado sugar
250 millilitres boiling water
1 tbsp coffee granules (optional)
125 grams soft unsalted butter (plus some for greasing)
150 grams caster sugar
225 grams plain flour
½ teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 large eggs

For the Frosting

125 millilitres water
30 grams dark brown muscovado sugar
175 grams unsalted butter (cubed)
300 grams best-quality dark chocolate (finely chopped)
Sprinkles to decorate

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Instructions

Preheat the oven to 180°C/gas mark 4/350°F.
Line muffin pans with cupcake liners. I made 15 cupcakes from this mixture but the number of cupcakes will depend on the size of your containers.
Put the cocoa, the coffee, if using, and 100g / half cup dark muscovado sugar into a bowl with a bit of space to spare, and pour in the boiling water.
Whisk to mix, then set aside.
Cream the butter and caster sugar together, beating well until pale and fluffy.
While this is going on, stir the flour, baking powder and bicarb together in another bowl, and set aside for a moment.
Still mixing, add the vanilla extract into the creamed butter and sugar . Then drop in 1 egg, quickly followed by a scoopful of flour mixture, then the second egg.
Keep mixing and incorporate the last of the flour. Then fold in the cocoa mixture, scraping the mixing bowl well with a spatula.
Divide this batter into the cupcake liners, filling to just over halfway.
Place in the oven and cook until a skewer comes out clean – it was around 18 minutes for me but will depend on the size of your cupcakes.
Remove from the tins and cool on a wire rack.

For The Frosting

Put the water, 30g / 2 tablespoons muscovado sugar and 175g butter in a pan over a low heat to melt.
When this mixture begins to bubble, take the pan off the heat and add the chopped chocolate, swirling the pan so that all the chocolate is hit with heat, then leave for a minute to melt before whisking till smooth and glossy.
Leave for about 1 hour, whisking now and again.
Spread or pipe the frosting over the cupcakes.
Decorate with sprinkles or your decoration of choice.

Notes

If you want to make this as a large cake, watch Nigella’s You Tube clip or you can find the recipe here

https://www.nigella.com/recipes/devil-s-food-cake

If you’re serving these to guests or even if there is just two of you, make sure you spirit one of these away in case you have the need for a Nigella inspired midnight feast!

Have a great week!

Category: Baking

The Crown Princess Victoria’s Birthday Cake

Ingredients

For The Biscuit Layers

For The Meringue Layer

To Decorate

Instructions

For the Bicuit Layers

For The Meringue

To Decorate

Lemon Potato Pie – The Pie

Lemon Potato Pie – The Meringue

Lemon Potato Pie: The Verdict

Pieathalon 3 – The Bloggers

Devil’s Food Cupcakes

Ingredients

For the Cake

For the Frosting

Instructions

For The Frosting

Notes

If you want to make this as a large cake, watch Nigella’s You Tube clip or you can find the recipe here